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Dick is Abundant and Low Value cross stitch pattern - instant PDF download

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The laws of supply and demand are heartless and immutable. If you've ever spent any time on a dating app as a femme person (or known someone who did) then you know that they have to wade through just a sea of sub-standard dicks to find even the barest semblance of an interesting profile. 

This pattern would make the perfect gift for the frustrated person in your life who's sick of tripping over the very low bars we've set for men, or getting a degree in  dickonomics.

sized for an 8x10 frame on 14ct aida

(completed sample stitch photo courtesy of Haley)

Details:

Formats: ZIP file containing 3 PDFs:

  • 1pg color+symbols for digital devices
  • 2pg color+symbols for printing
  • 2pg symbols-only

Size: 85x111 stitches (see images for sizing on different fabric counts)
Stitches used: full X only
Colors: 6 DMC colors, no specialty threads
Difficulty: ⚫⚪⚪⚪⚪ Beginner (great first project!)

If you need help handling any of the stitches used in this pattern, check out my youtube tutorials.

Dimensions

See graphic for finish sizing at different aida counts

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